whittneydoll:

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

The genuine element of surprise when she falls really tops it off. What a great performance.

Observe his chivalry as he lets the second woman pass through.

whittneydoll:

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

The genuine element of surprise when she falls really tops it off. What a great performance.

Observe his chivalry as he lets the second woman pass through.

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ruinedchildhood:

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congenitalprogramming:

i-dont-have-netflix:

kakkurau:

kittensmooch:

bryko:

shrek bloopers

#this is freaking me the fuck out

SCREAMS

The second one looks like Shrek has magical ears that undress you

DONKEY NO

Jesus Christ!

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chubby-bunnies:

Leopard print fatkini! It’s taken me about 20 years, but now I can honestly say, I absolutely adore my body! <3
size 18/20
bikini from Forever 21+

You have those crosses on the wall but not even Jesus Christ can save you from the horror you’ve become.

chubby-bunnies:

Leopard print fatkini! It’s taken me about 20 years, but now I can honestly say, I absolutely adore my body! <3

size 18/20

bikini from Forever 21+

You have those crosses on the wall but not even Jesus Christ can save you from the horror you’ve become.

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der-prinz-aus-stahl:

wiseoldnaziowl:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

davachio:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

Have you actually watched this guy’s videos, he’s a bloody lunatic.

You just haven’t taken the green pill, bro.

Is that “National Socialism For Potheads” or…&#160;?

He claims to have already beaten Satan in an astral battle!

Y’know what? Part of me doesn’t want to doubt his claim.

Please show the proper respect Haku Zynkyoku deserves.

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

wiseoldnaziowl:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

davachio:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

Have you actually watched this guy’s videos, he’s a bloody lunatic.

You just haven’t taken the green pill, bro.

Is that “National Socialism For Potheads” or… ?

He claims to have already beaten Satan in an astral battle!

Y’know what? Part of me doesn’t want to doubt his claim.

Please show the proper respect Haku Zynkyoku deserves.

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crowleyslittlepixie:

kookerus-speaks:

newmiu:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

so impt

so the drunk chick making advances is actually saying no when she tries to pull down my pants? bullshit and you know it

There needs to be an added note about if they’re roleplaying and about safe words

Am I to understand people can&#8217;t be coy nowadays?

crowleyslittlepixie:

kookerus-speaks:

newmiu:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

so impt

so the drunk chick making advances is actually saying no when she tries to pull down my pants? bullshit and you know it

There needs to be an added note about if they’re roleplaying and about safe words

Am I to understand people can’t be coy nowadays?

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rtrixie:

This shit right here is fucking creepy. Get that men away from the poor baby

call the fucking cops

rtrixie:

This shit right here is fucking creepy. Get that men away from the poor baby

call the fucking cops

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kawaiiyeezus said: Disgusting Mexican food? Bitch all white ppl eat is bland oatmeal flavored food. Shut the fuck up. Also quality over quantity? White people charge way too much for shitty ass work. You really need to check yourself. Also I see you. Ripping off a very xicana look. Who do you think made big hair, hoop earrings and such a thing? Definitely wasn't whiteys, pendeja. btw it all looks like shit on your pasty no definition body.

whittneydoll:

kawaiiyeezus:

whittneydoll:

Yes, bland oatmeal flavoured food. That’s definitely right… in the United States. American food, for the most part, indeed is bland, but that’s not the extent of “white” food. Italian, Irish, French, Russian, GermanGreek, and practically any country in Europe has their own variation of native food specific to that area of Europe. A very “xicana” look? Because big hair is exclusive to “xicana” culture and definitely wasn’t in style in Europe over 300 years ago. Hoop earrings? There’s evidence of the Japanese wearing hoop earrings in the 19th century and gaudy jewellery has been in fashion at nearly every period of history since ancient times, so sorry to break it to you big earrings and jewellery isn’t exclusive to “xicana” culture. If you’re going to give credit, at least give credit where credit’s due.

I love how you people claim you have this vast, expansive and rich culture, but then in the end have nothing to claim, but beauty trends and cuisine. Nice try.  

It’s not my job to teach you about this culture.. you gonna like it too much and rip it off like all your ancestors did. what great culture do white folks have? None. Because they steal literally everything they have from asian, african and latin cultures.

"It’s not my job to teach you" Ah, the gospel of the SJW who has been proven wrong. "You made legitimate points and I have none, so I’m going to say that white people stolen culture from all other people without evidence to back it up". Have fun being a victim your entire life. 

"It’s not my job to teach you"

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